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This page was last updated at 00:09:48, on 04/08/2008

Saturday, April 12, 2008


WHAT:
  G-Spot H3 Trail #218 & #219
8th
Anal Beer Mile, followed by
8th
Anal Red Dress Trail

First, on Saturday morning, show off your
beer chugging and athletic(?) prowess . . .


WHAT:  G-Spot H3 Trail #218
and 8
th Anal Beer Mile

WHEN:  Gather at 10:00 am
Out of the starting blocks at 10:30 am sharp!!

HOW:  Modified Kingston Rules
Down six 12oz. Beers (or 72oz. Total)
and r * n one mile, in any order.
No penalty for puking!

More information at
BeerMile.com

Prizes for the top overall male & female finishers!
1st prize = free registration to
G-Spot's 8th Anal Tri-Fuckta Weekend!!
Other prizes TBD

WHERE:  Guilford College Running Track
Campus of Guilford College, near intersection of
Guilford College Road and West Friendly Avenue
Greensboro, NC
MapLink

WHY:  It's a stirring tribute to the competitiveness
and stupidity of the human spirit!!

BRING:  $5.00 to drink hash beer
OR bring your own beer

LAST YEAR'S TOP FINISHERS:  
Buck-A-Fuffalo (09:17:00) 1st male and 1st place overall
Flour Puss (12:55:00) 1st female and 2nd place overall

Questions or Problems?  Call or email . . .
Goofy Style:  (336) 215-1890 (cell)

Then, cut loose and let your feminine side shine through . . .

WHAT:  G-Spot Trail #219 &
8th Anal Red Dress Run!

WHEN:  Gather at 2:00 pm
Hares away at 2:15 pm
Pack away at 2:30 pm

HARE(S):  Nipplepotamus

WHERE:  Fisher Park
Approximately 350 Fisher Park Circle
Greensboro, NC
MapLink

WHAT TO WEAR:  A dress of any length, in
whatever shade of RED you look best in, baby!
Red feather boas, velvet pimp hats, and
thigh-high red patent leather boots optional!

WHY:  Because it's Spring and you've just been dying to
show off your legs in that cute little cocktail dress!!

BRING:  +  $5 (unless you're a Virgin)
+  Virgins, Virgins, Virgins!!
+  Clean dry clothes and shoes
+  Extra $$ for the On-After
+  Ink-Jet Printer Cartridges (empties)

ON-AFTER:  TBD
Nippy:  (336) 215-9708 (cell)